End of the rainbow
Once – I sat by a river of gold
Fishing all the unicorns I could hold
A leprechaun came to me and said:
“Oh no! They are all dead!
For this, I shall have your head!”
I chuckled and gave him a Unicorn’s horn.
“Yes, but do you know what is better than this bone?”
“Oh, tell me, I am so keen!”
“Magical midgets dressed in green.”
– F H Hakansson