While checking some (very) old folders and files on my computer I came across these song lyrics I wrote around 7-8 years ago. Considering the quality of most modern-hit lyrics I think this would be considered a literary masterpiece in the Top 10 @ 10 on MTV. Warning: Excessive cursing.
Fuck, Fucking School!
At Monday morning hell begins
Those damn thoughts ruin me
The thoughts of this one week hell
Fuck Fucking school!
Fuck the Teachers
Fuck the homework
Fuck everything it stands for!
Fuck it!
The teachers came
We fought them hard, we fought them well
For their own sake, we gave ‘em hell!
– COOL SOLO –
The school is – the source of all evil.
The school is – the source of misery
… and the school is…
The source of my anger!!
Fuck Fucking school!
Fuck the Teachers
Fuck the homework
Fuck everything it stands for!
Fuck it!
One day after class, we passed the office, the principal’s office.
We heard the sound of a girl.
We looked through the door and saw a shape,
Of a woman and the principal beside.
They were having fun, or so it seemed.
Until we saw it… The shadow of the principal,
the shadow of a demon eating the girl alive!
Fuck Fucking school!
Fuck the Teachers
Fuck the homework
Fuck everything it stands for!
Fuck it!
The funny thing is that we actually performed this song live at our school. I wonder what the teachers thought of it! Unfortunately I don’t have our performance recorded since that was before the common use of digital cameras and camera phones. Hah, oh well… Back to my novel now.
– F H Hakansson
F. H. Hakansson 