Last night I discovered, to my great horror, that my wonderful and custom suit no longer fits! It was loose! Can you believe it? I lost weight after tearing through Ben & Jerry’s at a rate of 123 litres a week! No wonder I was growing paranoid that my muscles were languishing. Luckily I found a great suit that I can wear for some very important upcoming events.
This is actually a picture from 2008. I believe it was taken by Andrei Selariu.